A Kleinfeld Event!
August 17th, 2007‘Twas a lovely evening. Ronnie and Mara are the best HOSTS ever. 
They even found me an adorable antique desk to sign books at and A FEATHER PEN. So, 1919!! I love it!



At the party, I heard GREAT in-law stories from brides getting their dress-on. In-laws were present.
That’s MY mother-in-law above smiling with a Dr. from NYU. How cute! Also,we kinda forgot to take pictures — why? what? how? I don’t know. But here’s a moment of sheer unadulterated JOY!

My Dog, Blue.
August 17th, 2007What does Blue think?

Ada at Kleinfeld’s book party.
August 17th, 2007Sparkling vodka? Wedding Dresses? Men reading about in-laws? Ada, you can run, but you can’t hide.

Tasty.
August 14th, 2007Apparently the book tastes good. Like a juicy pureed steak. Ah, baby food.

Mike and Juliet Show.
July 18th, 2007Hello. Dina and Geraldo kissing in a tree! K-i-s-s-i-n-g.

I’m dressed in crazy-ass STAGE make-up. Geraldo is dressed as a pirate going to a day job.
Meep. Meep.
July 9th, 2007Do you like THE SATELLITE SISTERS radio show? I do! These ladies are hilarious! (Also, they’re originally from my hometown, Fairfield, CT.)
I was on their show today. Just before my interview, I was feeling:

Thankfully, post-interview, I learned that they have like a *million* listeners! What-what-what? I’m happy that I didn’t know that beforehand.
Callers phoned the show with in-law questions! One Satellite Sister asked me to interpret her bizarre in-law gifts! I used the phrase: “I’m possessed.” Good stuff.
Here’s a link to their show to download the podcast:
http://satellitesisters.com/audio.php and the show date was 07/09/07
Also, I woke up this morning to my Earl Gray Tea and a 2-page spread in NEWSDAY featuring the book. Hello!

I ran out my front door and screamed. And then had to come home again. It was hot outside.
Anyway! Send me your in-law stories. I’ll post them so we can start chatting about them. Love!
June 29th, 2007
Hello world! THE BOOK IS HERE!
The mother ship delivered it to your local bookstore. So…RUN — don’t walk, stop and chat with your neighbor, Pat, or fix your sock — and buy the book. Oh, while you’re there, can you strategically place the book on the display table? Thanks. Um, I did that at the Barnes& Noble on 23rd street. Guilty.
So to express my JOY and EXCITEMENT I did a little drawing: “Life before book” and “Life after book.”

Also, check out Blueprint magazine this month. There’s a little sumptin’ sumptin’ about in-laws and el book-o. Pretty cool.

Alright party peeps. I’ve got lots of press coming up. Check out the news page to learn about the Kleinfeld’s party this month (brides, cocktails, and dresses - oh my.) Talk in a bit!
About the Book
May 10th, 2007I Heart My In-Laws
Falling in Love With His Family — One Passive-Aggressive, Over-Indulgent, Grandkid-Craving, Streisand-Loving, Bible-Thumping In-Law at a Time
A practical, laugh-out-loud guide to adopting your man’s family — from your first date to your firstborn
Girlfriends, fiancées, and wives rejoice! Here, at last, is a book you can turn to in times of stress, panic, and family vacations to the smallest cottage ever built on the island of Nantucket. Mirroring the natural progression of a relationship and incorporating interviews from women just like you, this hilarious, savvy guide will help you survive your first meeting with future in-laws, from the holidays, weddings, and new babies, to the day they retire to the house next door because “it’s a great real estate investment.”
